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I saw this posted on my friends journal ( X3)

I already know a few fake friends, but here's some stuff, just to double check!

FAKE FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FAKE FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FAKE FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FAKE FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. (I can see some people doing that!)
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. (I can see a few of my friends doing that! )
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (Well, they can't cause my doors are locked )
FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter (Or pretend that they're not ignoring, but they are)
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crappp!

Yup, I was right!

And to my BEST FRIENDS, THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! LUV YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!



What she said!!!!!!